January 2011
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whispers-hope: Once a upon a time, a giant meteor struck the earth and everybody died. The End. :)  Story once told by Dinosaurs. *Ahem* Michelle.  You are my last burn of the year, I hope youre thankful. Happy New years Eve :X  New Years Resolution: 1.) Fix friendship (with Michelle)
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December 2010
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Dec 29th
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Andy's Weekly Advice
Time to start a common occurring theme my tumblr would be known for. With my lack of intelligence I will create retarded advice for every week of the year! (52.177457 weeks) Dont know how I will make 52.177457 retarded advices but uhh… WEEK 1 ADVICE: Ever said something offensive like “Fuck you” and/or “I’m gonna smack that face off of that face”, and/or...
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Dec 21st
Shit I thought I burned an eyebrow off when messing with my Zippo lighter (Thank you Trish!) cause I was refilling it and overfilled it. Turns out i burnt nostril hair and the smell i was smelling wasnt from my eyebrows. FML.
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desireonrepeat asked: Hi can you name the songs of your music on streampad please? I know some of them already like the metric one, the cover, and the T.I. one, but can you please tell me the other 3 songs?
Dec 18th
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Hi, Im Andy! and Im here to Fail so YOU dont have...
This is old for people who had me on their Facebook for a while. I didnt think I’d ever make a blog at that time. So I shall post bits of what i already published on FB onto Tumblr with edits. This shall be my list/record for shits and giggles. Everything that is fail and involves me, I shall post. Some might be new, some might be old. But either way, it would probably make your day...
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Sometimes I pretend to be normal. Then it gets boring. So I’ll just stick with being me. 
Dec 15th
“I’ve got nothing against God or anything. It’s his fan club I...”
– Most agnostic/atheist people like me.
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Dec 13th
shelleeeey asked: my weekend has been pretty shitty ]: did you say alcohol? :D hmm.. whatchu have? but.. i have work tmrw from 8am-5pm. FML.
Dec 13th
Charlie is a pretty damn judgmental ahole [LOL]
[actual conversation]
*staring at a photo and looking at another photo of the very same Korean girl but with something off about it*
Me: Dude, I don't understand why she doesn't look hot anymore..
Charlie: *observing and very serious about the matter at hand* It's her smile. She looks hotter if she doesn't smile. *he nods in approval of this answer*
Me: ...
Charlie: what. OH! Oh, shi-
Hahahahah fcked up
Dec 13th
Anonymous asked: Hi cool guy, guess who? lol
Dec 12th
lindaalicious asked: ANDY i really like your taste in music :0) make me a cd!!
Dec 12th
Anonymous asked: your annon sounds like you writing to yourself. hahaha
Dec 12th
Anonymous asked: what's your favorite part of the room
Dec 12th
Anonymous asked: Male anon? I am a girl. Infatuation will probably best describe it. You're too "awsum," and I am shy; therefore, my identity must remain anonymous. I think it would be cute if you figure this out. =D
Dec 12th
Anonymous asked: who am i? (:
Dec 12th
Anonymous asked: I'm in like with you :]
Dec 12th
Xmas Gift
Remember when i said I’ll lovelike you forever. If you get me this:   ??? WELL. ALINA, BEING-THE-MOST-LOVELY-GIRL-SHE-IS, GOT ME THESE. Not all 1,000 Cards but holy shit SO FUCKING AWESOME. EXACT CARD TOO. Despite me saying that if i get 1000 id like her forever, I love her regardless!!! :D! Caught me off guard sooo much when i open’d it hahaha. Alina: You live on Bolsa.  Me: Oh man, I DO...
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Snuffleupagous fucks my shit up!
I FUCKING LOVE YOU LISA. GOOD MOVIE. Could of warned me, “WHY” it was uncut and unrated sooner though.. -_____-  And my FAVORITE PART:   Aldous Snow: [holding a single sandal] I’ve lost a shoe… have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, missus, I’ve lost a shoe… like this one. It’s like this one’s fellow… it’s sort of the exact opposite in...
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Project R.R. Day 5&6 (UPDATE)
Results are insanely fast. Muscles develop around chest, ribs and top abs. Love handles disappeared, V shape near crotch is developing. I cant wait to post a picture of what my body looks like LOL.. unfortunately the phone Alina gave me cant connect to bluetooth and i dont have a wire..
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WatchWatch
shelleey: creativity. incredible. :P
Dec 2nd
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Day 3&4: Project R.R.
I ATE VAGINA LOST 2000 CALORIES Im gonna stop posting this shit. So painful
Dec 2nd
if you’re too busy to hangout, i’ll understand.  if you don’t have time to talk to me, i’ll understand.  if you’re always late, i’ll understand.  but if i stop loving you, it’s your turn to understand.
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